Viral Wars

To the tune of Byker Hill

Lyrics by Beth, music rendition, Tempest-style, by Capri.
Listen to tune.

1st verse:
If I got another forward,
a viral or a sappy chain,
I would smash it to the ground,
and never send it on again.

Chorus:
Fighting on in a viral war, breaking chains forever more! (2x)

2nd Verse:
The virals and the forwards come,
and guilt-trip you to pass them on.
A tear-jerker or corny song,
anything that does the job.

(Chorus)

3rd Verse:
When I first went out on the net,
I was a newbie you can bet.
Now I know just what to do,
Smash those forwards through and through.

(chorus)

Fourth Verse:
Capri and Beth they had a site,
for smashing chains with all their might.
One piece at a time they did their job,
and trounced the stinkin' forwards!

(chorus)